It's been snowing all day. Seriously, April, this is not acceptable performance.

Dear body,

Quit being an utter asshat and kick that immune system into high gear. I do not wish to spend the duration of Easter Break suffering from a sinus cold and the sinus headaches therein. On a semi-unrelated note, hiccups being the latest inconvenience does not fly with me.

With stuffy irritation,

QZ.